I feel so proud when friends tell me their parents like me. Like damn right they do, I am a delight.
The Borowitz Report: Royal Baby’s First Year Widely Considered Disappointing
“A recent U.K. poll called his inaugural year the worst first year for a royal baby since the Second World War.”
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when someone associates you with a character you really really love it’s like the best feeling in the world everyone go home
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Forgive yourself. You are not your past, you are not what happened to you. It’s okay. You can live.
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